The 5 Stages of Driving in India
(with apologies to Elisabeth Kübler-Ross)
- Denial: No way that guy’s gonna cut across in front of me.
- Anger: Whaa? WTF? Get out of my frikkin’ way!
- Bargaining: Maybe if I let him cut across, I could still retain a modicum of sanity.
- Depression: Screw this, it’s never gonna get any better.
- Acceptance: Oh well, when in Rome …