Manas Tungare

The 5 Stages of Driving in India

(with apologies to Elisabeth Kübler-Ross)

  1. Denial: No way that guy's gonna cut across in front of me.
  2. Anger: Whaa? WTF? Get out of my frikkin' way!
  3. Bargaining: Maybe if I let him cut across, I could still retain a modicum of sanity.
  4. Depression: Screw this, it's never gonna get any better.
  5. Acceptance: Oh well, when in Rome ...