The Quote Hanger

• Never try to extort more than it would cost to have you killed.
• I can't believe how rude people are in restaurants. The couple at the next table was so loud that I couldn't hear a word on my cellphone.
• When your memory goes, forget it!
• The idea is to die young as late as possible.
• If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
• A fool and his money are soon venture capital.
• I think, therefore I am. I'm micromanaged, therefore I'm not.
• Vegetarians eat Vegetables, Humanitarians frighten me.
• People usually get what's coming to them ... unless it's been mailed.
• The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.
• Dime is money.
• Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!
• Confucius say too much. -- Recent Chinese Proverb
• Amoebit: Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply and divide at the same time.
• I lost 7 kilos in one week ... bloody sniffer dogs!
• Endless Loop, n.: see Loop, Endless.
  Loop, Endless, n.: see Endless Loop.
• First things first - but not necessarily in that order.
• 2 wrongs make a right, 2 Wrights make an airplane.