The Quote Hanger

• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
• May you be forever spared the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
• Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
• Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
• Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
• It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you place the blame.
• It would be curious to discover who it is to whom one writes in a dairy. Possibly to some mysterious personification of one's own identity.
• It is bad luck to be superstitious.
• In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
• If you teach your children to be polite and courteous in the home, when they grow up, they will never be able to edge their cars onto a freeway.
• If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
• If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
• I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member.
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
• I can resist anything except temptation.
• Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs.
• Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill.
• History doesn't repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
• Heisenberg may have slept here.
• He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.